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    脑残的征婚

    谁说脑残就是90后,来我们这征婚的70后、60后、50后、40后、30后、20后(截至目前,最老的征婚者是一81岁的老伯伯)全部都是脑残,都是林子里的怪鸟。
    最近姐姐收到的一封征婚来稿——
    男,50岁,169cm,离异,在单位里工作。有房,有工资。本人擅长新闻、文学,不能离开这的。特别喜爱电视台女主持人,女影视演员,其他行业的也行,在40岁以下的。觅勤劳善良,遇到困难不低头,真诚相爱。(我要的是真爱,爱钱的女人我不喜欢,共同奋斗的就喜欢。要有人帮助我,我更喜欢,指的是“富婆”啥的帮助,能助我事业发展的,要的是这种帮助,要求不高。)
     
    此爱好文学男还写了一封洋洋洒洒的来信,详细叙说自己找不到女人是多么的不高兴,说他为何一定要找漂亮的女人,不漂亮的就没有刺激。然后问我们对他的征婚启事重视否?能不能做到有威信办实事?启事刊登出来能及时寄样刊给他?能否把应征者的信和彩色5寸照片寄给他,以便他挑选~~~
    最雷的是最后的总结,他说请原谅迟迟不能把征婚的200块钱汇过来,因为他不知道要汇给谁,也不知道汇来了,启事登出来了,会不会满足他的要求~~~~
     
    所以,最后我们决定把他的征婚登在我的博克上~~~~希望有哪位长得漂亮的,且眼乌珠瞎掉的女人能看上他。
     

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    慧 周wrote:
    征婚成本不低啊
    Aug. 24
    海贝 海wrote:
    哈哈哈,这位大叔搞笑个~
    Aug. 24
    薇薇 朱wrote:
    征婚要200阿,不厚道阿~
    Aug. 24

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