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    September 08

    5v325,我恨你

    下楼看到小福的身边停了一辆面包车,小福被贴得紧紧的,我和猪头捉摸了半天,要想出来真的是no way啊。
    猪头说,他要去找门口的保安问问,这车到底是谁人家的。我就在原地守株待兔~~
    过了好一会,猪头远远走回来,手里提了个大喇叭,他说,保安不管事,就给了他这个。猪头脸皮薄,让他喊这个,真是够难为他。
    5v325,5v325,5v325~~~~或许有点不好意思,猪头反反复复只喊个车牌号,而且只对着一个方向一幢楼喊。后来引来了一些群众,他们纷纷谴责这辆停的不是地方的面包车,一言一语讨论起来,还给我们出主意,要怎么喊怎么喊,到哪幢楼下去喊。猪头觉得有人撑腰了,越喊越来劲,越喊范围越大,到后来整个小区都喊遍了~~~这让我想起了那句“安红,我想你”。
    任凭我们怎么喊,车主就是不显身。热心的群众中不乏有些驾驶员高手,其中一个正在溜狗的阿姨特别热心,把狗绳给了我,然后一抬头,一蹬脚说:“来,我帮你指挥,你上去开。”人家嘎热心,猪头也不能怯场,于是从一堆灌木丛(我们车子的另一边是贴着花坛)中钻进了副驾驶,然后在爬到正驾驶位置。车子一点点动起来,阿姨果然有两把刷子,喊起来中气实足,口令清晰,怀疑可能是在停车场做过一阵。一串口令完毕,侧方移位无数次,最后还是不行。阿姨只得无奈地说:“看来是不行。”我把狗绳还给她,又再次向她表示了感谢。
    后来,又有几个号称驾龄10多年,20多年的老师傅试了几次,除了花坛的那个角没试,其他看上去能过的方向都试过了,车子还是出不来。折腾来折腾去,我已经累得不行了,群众虽热情,但毕竟不是自己的车子,也就是喊喊,谁真的一板一眼盯着看啊,晚上又是57嘛黑的,还不都是靠我跑前跑后,两只眼睛紧盯着,才没有擦着碰着~~不行了不行了,我和猪头说还是歇脚吧,明天早上下来再看。
    可是猪头不死心,一方面是群众的盛情难却,一方面是因为他摩羯座的一根筋搭牢了,9点多了,他还要守在楼下,拿个大喇叭,到小区里瓦拉瓦拉喊,不叫到车主誓不罢休。
    终于,有一男一女从一团漆黑中走来,他们在面包车边停了一下,我凭着第六感觉,直接盯上去问:“你可是车主吗?”那个男人说,是的,有什么事情。我nnd,还好意思说什么事情,我们喊了半天,你们没听到在叫你吗?他笑着说,噢,你们是边上那辆车阿?你们要出去阿?那么晚了,我以为你们不出去了。我nnd,我们早两个钟头就想出去了,用的着你管吗?他又说,这里怎么出不去啦?你们早点叫我么,我来帮你们开,怎么开不出去啦?我nnd,我们叫了你几百遍了,你听不到啊?他又说,哦,我刚刚去吃饭了。至始至终,他连一句客气的对不起的话都没说过。
    我nnd,这年头,脸皮厚的人还真是多。5v325,我恨你,下次别再让我看到你~~~~~~
     
     
     
     

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    Leslie Wanwrote:
    VIVI自己刚被人划车,现在就教唆别人划车。。。。。。唉
    Sept. 25
    一帆 孙wrote:
    直接叫拖车把车拖走
    Sept. 10
    悠扬wrote:
    下次要是再碰到,侬应该叫5V车主你的车子被撞坏了,肯定主人跑得飞快的下来.要叫得有技巧.
    Sept. 8
    薇薇 朱wrote:
    肯定是YP人,素质真差,你就应该划他个北斗七星连线图,看他以后还敢不敢!!!
    Sept. 8

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